Our Commissioner Manfred presses his intercom, "Please escort in the Guatemalan baseball stitchers." Manfred's secretary brings six men dressed in blanket ponchos and straw hats. Their leader steps forward, "Mr. Manfred, the Capri Suns you have us using to juice the balls is not working." Their leader pulls out a baseball that is dripping with Ecto Cooler. Manfred turns in his seat, silhouetted with the setting sun. He lights a Virginia Slim 120 and pulls, coughing slightly. "I no longer want the balls juiced. Now....I want you and your friends to go to Dodger Stadium and blow." "Mr. Manfred, we are not sex workers!" "Not blow like that! Put your lips together and blow." "Like Bogey and Bacall?" "Yes! Now go!" ...And this was how Dodger Stadium became a launching pad. Yesterday, Corey Seager (4-for-5, 6 RBIs) hit three homers (10, 11, 12), Yasmani Grandal (3-for-5, 2 runs) hit his 7th homer and Cody Launchangler (1-for-3, 2 RBIs) did it again, hitting his 22nd. Granted, someone needs to put Cody Launchangler in carbonite for Cooperstown -- we can't risk something happening to him playing baseball! -- but this Seager guy is pretty good too, huh? Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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